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slow down, you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile
If only she didn't take drugs and create tabloids, she would be perfect. But I still love her anw. She's fcking hotttttttttttttttttttttt! I wanna love her cn? HEHE. I FINALLY GOT MY PHONE BCK TODAY. I JUMPED FR JOY THE MOMENT I GT REUNITED WITH MY PHONE. HAHAHA! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I miss it :c And the first person who msged me was the fcking playa. Hahaha. Fck you A♥ OH OH, ITS BLONDEEE JOKE TIMEEE(: HEHE. So a blonde says this to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." (THIS IS FCKING STUPID I SWEAR! HAHAH! CONTINUE READING!) The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup."(HAHA! DAMN CUTE I SWEAR)~~~~~~~~~~~~~A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor.."I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!"(NYEHEHS!)~~~~~~~~~~A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a weebit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of doing this, the blonde's BLONDE friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but its not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!" hahahhahahhhah! fcking cute sia. Blonde joke's the best(Y)
If only she didn't take drugs and create tabloids, she would be perfect. But I still love her anw. She's fcking hotttttttttttttttttttttt! I wanna love her cn? HEHE. I FINALLY GOT MY PHONE BCK TODAY. I JUMPED FR JOY THE MOMENT I GT REUNITED WITH MY PHONE. HAHAHA! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I miss it :c And the first person who msged me was the fcking playa. Hahaha. Fck you A♥ OH OH, ITS BLONDEEE JOKE TIMEEE(: HEHE. So a blonde says this to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." (THIS IS FCKING STUPID I SWEAR! HAHAH! CONTINUE READING!) The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup."(HAHA! DAMN CUTE I SWEAR)~~~~~~~~~~~~~A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor.."I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!"(NYEHEHS!)~~~~~~~~~~A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a weebit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of doing this, the blonde's BLONDE friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but its not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!" hahahhahahhhah! fcking cute sia. Blonde joke's the best(Y)
