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Back when we didn't have to live we could start again.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up alot of your time. What do you get in the end? A death. What's that, A bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm. Amen.